Current Events and Maybe some Basketball talk

Hey yall, so I just had a meeting with my landlord and signed a 6 month lease and immediately after my room mates and I were like 'awesome let's celebrate' so we started drinking whiskey and playing music loudly and using recreational marijuana. so we're listening to Michael Jackson (MISS U) and I'm like fuck dude I should update my sports/weed blog, because I ONLY UPDATE THIS BLOG UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MARIJUANA. In case any new readers were unaware or yall forgot this is a 'concept blog'. Anyway I'm gonna talk about basketball too, but really guys pop culture is important and it's crazy that the king of pop is gone. Did you guys feel like part of your youth vanished? I certainly did, I jsut feel bad about what happened with that dudes legacy. It breaks my <3 [ :( ] to just hear ppl act like it's their last chance to make jokes about MJ & little boys. SRSLY yall first of all, he was never actually convicted of crimes against children. Second if he was, child molestation is nothing to make any sort of joke abt.
Anyway I noticed everyone on twitter (twitter.com/rippedcity) was pretty bummed out about it. like @dwighthoward and @chrisbosh @the_real_shaq and @kevindurant35 and @travis25outlaw were all like "that sucks abt MJ, what's yalls fav MJ song? Go (insert player's team here)" more or less.

Anyhow in basketball news, Shaq is in Cleveland, I'd like to see them fail again, I mean, come on if you have the NBAs best record and still choke how paranoid do you have to be going into the next season. I could see them doing better in the playoffs with the big shaqalier or whatever the fuck that egotistical goliath of a man calls himself. Sorry guys always though Shaq was kinda tooly, I would battle rap that motherfucker so hard, just like go off, you know whast I'm sayin like he'd be shaq-fu and I would mortal kombat his ass. Anyone good luck to that dude and 'the chosen one'. Your puppet is hilarious L. Bron Hubbard but you ain't won no jewelry yet son!

[cigarette break yall, American Spirit Blacks, I'm on a sabbatical]

Okay guys I have to go, I think I'm too fucked up to do this right now. TTYL. oh yeah BTW, my friend brian is a FASHIONISTA so check out his website www.masterofgreatness.com